damianwho:

can we just agree we have explored the zombie thing enough as a culture and make some new games… please…

ikealanterns:

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

chn2x:

perfect recipe for mothers day:

• Water: 35 l.
• Carbon: 20 kg. 
• Ammonia: 4 l. 
• Lime: 1.5 kg. 
• Phosphorus: 800 g. 
• Salt: 250 g. 
• Saltpeter: 100 g. 
• Sulfur: 80 g. 
• Fluorine 7.5 g. 
• Iron 5 g. 
• Silicon 3 g. 
• trace amounts of 15 other elements.

fartzmgee:

Reblog if u agree

just-shower-thoughts:

I should buy some cheap land that will become beachfront property when the ice caps melt

just-shower-thoughts:

Before the internet: most people lived in an information desert. After: people live in an information flood and the water’s unsafe to drink.

Killing myself is starting to look pretty appealing right now,

trippy-hippyy:

Answer at least one of these questions (or all!) in my inbox.

• What is your name?
• What was your favorite memory of 2016?
• How many states have you been to? Tell me them!
• What is your zodiac sign?
• Have you been to any concerts? If so, how many and who did you see?
• What is your favorite color?
• Do you believe in horoscopes/signs?
• Favorite song right now?

(Please inform me if you’d like your answer to not be public!)